somebody cut me off!

Jun 18, 2009 at 6:01 PM
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okay, thank you Tik! All I've done today is go through that texts from last night website.

and just read these:

(978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
(617): dude are you serious?
(978): I know you already have a pic on your phone

*****

(828): he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.

*****

(479): I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.

*****

(540): Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head

*****

(310): if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right.

*****

(216): my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
(1-216): i'd get off the bar first.

I NEED TO STOP! Somebody cut me off!

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Right, that's the rest of the day gone for me...

My favourite so far:

(703) Whenever I'm sad, I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

LMAO! That's bloody marvellous is that.

How am I ever going to get any work done now??? Cheers, Workaholic. Something I am certainly not now.

i randomly got suggested that site on twitter. hilarious.

I KNOW! lets all blame Tik for our sudden lack of productivity!

Don't blame me! But yeah, so addicted, I can't stop either...

OMG.

(715): Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.

I love that site! Sometimes I look up my area code and am so thankful they're not refering to me. Although after my one-nighter in San Diego I did look up the San Diego area code to see if he txt'd about me.

Nope! Still safe.

Workaholic Hostess replied to Dating LA’s comment:
Jun 19, 2009
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safe!

okay, I think I've done this one:

(650): just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.