QotD: Reality TV Star

If you had to be on a reality television show, which one would you pick?

Excuse me, which ones WOULDN'T I be on? I love reality television. I love all those crazy reality stars.

Celebrity Rehab. I'm not a celebrity, or an addict, but I love Dr. Drew. LOVE the man. I saw him when I was a teenager. He was walking around Pasadena Old Town with his body guard. I pointed at him and said to his face "that's Dr. Drew!" He smiled and said "Hi!"

Dancing with the Stars. I'm not a star, but how awesome would it be to be on that show? I always wanted to try ballroom, and partner dancing.

Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Again (this is getting repetitive), I'm not a celebrity, but I love sports entertainment wrestling, and that would kick ass to learn the moves and perform some matches. You know my little sister trained in an amateur pro wrestling league, but gave up after she realized her education was more important.

Charm School. I don't even care which one. Although I think I need to get a boob job before I go on the Rock of Love Charm School, and I really might get my ass seriously kicked all over the place if I was around the Flavor of Love chicks. Okay, maybe I shouldn't be on this show. Especially since I'd have to be on one of the "...Of Love" shows first, and I don't want to make out with a gross old has been. I'd be one of the girls who gets kicked out because "She's not here for you, Bret/Flav."

The Amazing Race. I can go on it with my twin sister and we can kill each other and get eliminated because of our lack of teamwork.

That's just off the top of my head. I should be auditioning for a show right now.