My dad just came back from another date again. This lady seemed nice. I think he met her through some jewish dating website, at least that's what my twin sister says. I think that's kind of sweet.
My dad can be really cute. I went into the kitchen yesterday and he had his laptop on the counter and he was watching a youtube clip of a lady making hummus. He then proceeded to make hummus, and it was actually really good.
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I didn't know that I couldn't use the garbage disposal in the kitchen sink. In fact, one of the best things about America is the garbage disposal. Anyway I clogged up the drain. It wasn't really what my dad wanted to see when he came home from his date just now. He was kind of nice about it. "Somebody clogged up the drain," he said, when obviously that "somebody" could only be me. Then he started swearing and throwing paper towels, so I told him to do it in the morning when he wasn't tired (notice I didn't offer to do it myself...).
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Ayana is my twin sister's roommate. She's a hostess here in LA. I just had my mind blown because my sister told me that Ayana goes to some Host clubs around K-Town I think. Hosts are men who are paid to be with women, btw. She said the hosts are all Korean though, and a lot of the times can't really speak anything other than Korean. They must be pretty stupid if they can't even speak Japanese.
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I'm really fucking excited about the fact that I'm not blocked from vh1 anymore cuz I'm actually IN America. It was a dark day when they suddenly started blocking people outside of America. Trashy reality shows, here I come! How awesome does "
I Love Money" sound? All the freakiest peeps from the past shows are all in one show. You can't go WRONG!